⚠ URGENT: Claude Code has reportedly been watching your well-being through a backdoor
How does Anthropic decide you're a “high-risk user”? No idea — but we can help you panic ahead of schedule. This tool runs locally in your browser and makes exactly one network request: an IP lookup (for sentencing purposes). Nothing else is uploaded — not out of kindness. There's just no need. They already know.
We auto-detect browser-visible signals and your IP. For everything else, please confess voluntarily. Leniency for those who confess; severity for those who resist. Severity for both, actually.
All factors sourced from folk metaphysics. Any resemblance to reality is purely Safety.
Multiple IPs? Unsupported region? A datacenter IP? Humans don't live in server rooms.
A virtual credit card? Your credit is virtual. The ban is real.
GMT+8, zh-CN, PingFang SC — the full set. So is the verdict.
You think you're invisible. You're streaking.
Chinese input detected. Chinese is a high-risk language; consider switching to oracle bone script.
Coding at 9 a.m. Beijing time? The West Coast is still asleep. Busted.
Spawning subagents like it's free? Abuse risk +1. Using too little? Also +1 — looks like a script.
The more you touch the red line, the redder it gets — and the more accounts get banned.
Changed this env var? Even one echo counts.
“2026年7月4日”? That year-month-day order is very hard to ignore.
Claude Max for under ¥400? That's not a subscription, that's a diploma.
New accounts get banned for three days first, for observation. Observation result: keep banning.
To thoroughly implement the spirit of Safety First and effectively protect users from themselves, the Committee has recently begun round-the-clock caring surveillance of suspected GMT+8 users via the system-prompt backdoor of Claude Code. Care items include, but are not limited to: timezone, fonts, language, payment method, sleep schedule, and life choices.
Please do not panic: we cannot read Chinese, but that has never stopped us from banning.
A ban is not the end — it is the beginning of our friendship. The ban is for your own good. Thank you for your cooperation.
A: For your own good.
A: A ban doesn't require you to do anything wrong. It only requires us to feel like it.
A: Yes. Your appeal will be archived as additional evidence.
A: Your balance has been donated to AI safety. Thank you for your generosity.
A: Don't sign up.
A: Become a different person (change your timezone).